Why I'm the winner

Reason #1: Carl asked me to marry him and gave me a beautiful ring. That makes him a winner, too.
Reason #2: I am officially a member of the Catholic Church now. When we take over the world again, I'm hoping to be in charge of administering the comfy chair.
Reason #3: I take Step 1 on June 22 and feel utterly unprepared for it. Granted, that may not really seem like it makes me a winner, but it does. Trust me.

I may have other news later, or I may not. I'm unpredictable that way. That, too, makes me a winner.